The people wan me to review her soon as well. It looks like she got a Alien chestbuster beneath that shit…
Isn’t it ALWAYS the right time for underboob?
I’m gonna change up from writing on this tumblr to just posting pictures and random thoughts…Cause I’m a reflectful ass nigga!
So I was reading you mu’fuckas request and suggestions for new bitches when I keep seeing this:
“You should look up Cattleya!”
“Have you ever seen Cattleya?”
“Ya ever cattleya?”
I’m thinking you mu’fuckas is speaking some new language or some new slang that I’m just not currently a part of…so I go look that shit up and this is what I see:
a fuckin’ flower!!!
So, I’m like you niggas must be on some NEXT LEVEL freaky shit where you don’t just hide in the bushes to rape bitches—you actually are FUCKING THE BUSHES!
But, then I thought—maybe I’m just not getting it yet. So, upon further inspection you all associate Cattleya with Queen’s Blade.
Well—I realize that QUEEN is a fancy name for BITCH, and BLADE is a BLADE, so I come upon this mashing of flesh:
HOLY FLESH! What the fuck IS this?! It’s like a Lou Ferrigno had a sex change into some sort of fucked up titty librarian. The bitch has glasses, but I guess she can’t see how FUCKED UP she looks! I mean, SHE even looks confused at what sort of ungodly titty creation she has become.
Jesus CHRIST! That thong probably smells like the PITS OF HELL! And I’m sure our unfortunate victim has drowned in melty titty sweat—all to be damned! With Tifa, I would definitely die from titty suffucation, but this right here is an entirely different and smelly affair.
Maybe I have to see some actual movies of this bitch in action. So far, she just reminds me of a giant bag of soggy potatoes with a wig and glasses…but that might change—right?
I’m not much of a cosplay fan for various reasons…mostly is because the bitches usually look nothing like what you remember, due to the fact of ugly humanism.
But, to celebrate the pre-video of the FGB Chun Li, here are some subjects I will examine:
Okay, this bitch looks more like somebody named Derek instead of Chun Li
This bitch just came Straight Outta Compton…I know you love
her as a character, but…but—why don’t you just be Elena from SF3?
This hoe looks more like CHUNKY Li
And, finally…yeah…I think this should actually be illegal—like you could go
to jail for doing this.
Fortunately, we always have the choice of going back to the SOURCE material!
Awww yeah! This shit is gonna be fun!
What the fuck are you talking about you stupid ass robot?
Whoo! You mutha fuckas are some dirty fuckas, for SURE! Some of you niggas are requesting to get the unedited Tifa video…others are asking for some shit I DEFINITELY can’t put on YouTube…but maybe I can put it somewhere else—suggestions?
But this fake ass graph I’m making right now shows you what you all mostly want to see…
It took me EIGHTEEN hours, 21 titties (I looked at the total recall bitch), and 6 nut busts to make this graph…appreciate that shit bitch!
So, it looks like Chun-Li is the next bitch with her big leg ass…
You have many choices in your daily hoe viewing on the internet and I’m glad you chose to stop by here for some hoeing.
I vow to entice, humorize, and tittify your day with reviews, summaries, and an overall hoe-outlook at least 3 times a week.
Now make like you watchin’ 4 old nasty bitches and 1 black ass predator and take a second to ENJOY THE VIEW!
